fettering: (there are kings in my past)
[personal profile] fettering2018-05-09 09:25 am

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i've had a lot of people tell me that i should bake professionally, which is very very nice! (thank you if you've told me that)
but i don't really want to open a bakery or anything, so i was thinking of a way to do that sort of thing without having a store
and i was considering maybe doing a delivery service??
do people like getting desserts in the mail???
maybe a monthly box like a loot crate but for sweets
or maybe delivery on demand..
i could use my kitchen in that case (sorry, luke)

should i make a
portfolio of desserts or
a website???
instagrahm?
divaricate: sways @ dw (• excuse??!)
[personal profile] divaricate2018-04-04 04:07 pm

( text ) » and send a message I was young and a menace

Okay, network, I just got my LSAT scores back and my brain still feels like it's melting out of my ears so let's do something mindless and somewhat fun.

Pick 5 emojis that you feel describe you and post them here, either with or without context. Maybe people will ask questions, maybe they won't. Maybe throw in a couple that are shitposty for you, and keep people guessing, I don't know.

I'll go first:

🏳️‍🌈 🙃 😈 🔮 🗳️




[OOC | for larger images of the above copy/pasted emojis, here are links:
rainbow flagupside down facesmiling face with hornscrystal ballballot box with ballot]

10. A girl and her horse [Video]

[There's some shuffling around when the feed clicks on; Tina sets her device upright on a crate before moving back and sitting cross-legged on the ground, so that most of her is visible. She's sitting in a field, with scattered hay and dry grass all around, holding a few horse cookies in one hand. She turns, offering them to something off-camera.]

Come on, Jake... don't be shy. I want everyone to meet you.

[Slowly, a small pony- with a piebald coat, to fit in with the Pi Day theme of the swearin she won him from- pokes his head into view, sniffing the cookies before ignoring them to affectionately lip Tina's hair instead. Tina giggles and leans against him. In response, the horse shakes his head a bit, knocking her glasses askew, suddenly interested in the treats. Tina does not care. She simply readjusts her glasses and watches him cronch on the cookies instead, an expression of pure, unadulterated joy on her face. A big thing, for someone who rarely makes huge displays of emotion.]

The past few months have been hard for me, but sometimes... sometimes life can be so good.

04 ▸ VIDEO.

[ When Reggie turns the camera on himself today, people might notice that his look™ has changed a bit since the last time he made a post, or even the last time they may have seen him in person if they ever do-- aside from his leather jacket he's also got on a black keyhole sweater and eyeliner, clearly going for something in the vein of a "joth" aesthetic. Or his understanding of it, anyway. ]

Y'know, it's true what they say-- bein' here for a while really does start to get you thinking. For me now it's been almost a year since Archie and I first turned up in this place, and I'll be honest... I get that I probably don't seem like much of a thinker, but the truth is I just don't like doin' it. A lot of things are hard to think about, so I don't. Simple as that.

Archie's gone now, but I'm not. And between that and having my birthday fall on Easter this year, it's enough to give a guy a little perspective-- now that I'm eighteen I should be making more of an effort not to hold everything in all the time, so for the next week, that's what I'm gonna do. Try out this whole "sincerity" thing for a change.

Can't really promise anything longer than that, though. It's just not in my DNA.

So who else has got any experience with trying to be a-- [ air-quotes time: ] "better person?" Cuz I could use some tips if anyone's got 'em.
nightmarist: (arrogant ☘)

[ video ]

[Though Ronan is fairly active around instagram and bwitter, he hasn't made a post to the imPort-only network in all the time he can remember being here. Which changes today, on this most holy day.]

Sláinte.

[Lined up in several tidy rows in front of him, atop his kitchen table, are dozens and dozens of shot glasses filled with whiskey. Not green whiskey. Just regular whiskey.]

I'm taking a shot for every reply you fucks make to this post. Who wants to play?

[He's got a film crew with him, though they're mostly out of sight. This little segment is obviously going to feature in the next season of ETV's "fuckups & tryhards".]
subroutined: (Default)

voice;

[ There's a delighted laugh coming through the audio feed, along with this attached image: ]



[ The cursor hovers around the check box, but every time it gets close, it dashes away again, with another accompanying peal of laughter. ]

I can't do it! Haha, how am I meant to comment on this cute video of a squirrel now?

[ There's another attached clip: ]



Look at him! He's drinking coffee! I want to say, "I wonder if it's hazelnut," but the site won't let me unless I lie, so I'll say it here instead.

[ Ash just laughs again, and ends the post. ]
subroutined: (57; loading)

text; un: 48.215.111.53

[ Ash has been having a bit of an identity crisis lately. Between K-2SO telling him he was making decisions independent of his programming, and discussing with Kylo how he isn't sure whether to consider his experiences as separate from those of the real, human Ash Starmer... He could do with a bit of advice.

That said, he's wary. He doesn't want to ask for advice as himself. So he creates a proxy identity using a dummy IP address and posts the following anonymous message. ]


Let's say you were made for a purpose: to be a certain way or to do a certain thing. If you started doing other things, or making decisions that led you in a different direction than the one you're meant to follow, is that good or bad? Does it mean you've failed in your purpose? Or have you grown as a person?

Is individuality acceptable when it's not what you were meant for?
photophobic: (006)

(no subject)

[ Kylo's expression is tight, his eyes intensely sharp- and those who have seen him before will note something else, too. His face is scarred- a long, neatly healed line running right over it, from his brow down to his neck. ]

Thankfully, he hasn't taken his clothing off for the occasion. ]


I'm back.

[ That's it. ]




violetnce: mortisluvcats @ lj (❦ comics: 79)
[personal profile] violetnce2018-01-28 04:18 pm

[ text + image ] » ID: Psylocke

[Betsy is spending her afternoon at a zoo. Which means a cute animal picture is incoming.]

I have a very important question— Which animal do you relate to most?

image under the cut )

@QueenoftheDayum on Bwitter

TFW you made a super hot tree, but only one fan was stupid enough to come take your picture. Shoutout to @MaurtiaEnPSea, thanks for the pic. Feel better soon! #MourningWood #Daphne #NowHoldThatPoseForMe
fettering: (just waiting to burst out)
[personal profile] fettering2018-01-06 03:32 pm

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hello! its very strange thinking that ive made it to 19, and its because im here i think?
which also made me consider other things about being here
there are so many people with so many kinds of powers and i thought maybe theres someone that could help me with something??

you see im supposed to be a perfect copy of someone but im not
im deaf, but my template wasnt
and while i can make most of the miracles he could
i cant heal/fix myself
and maybe its a long shot but i thought id ask
if theres anyone here that can fix things like that??

thank you!!
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[personal profile] dioception2018-01-06 12:59 am

Video | Announcing!!!

[Dio Brando is not a subtle man, but at this moment in time, he was trying to sell himself as a professional, and so starts the feed here in his office. He sat in a comfortable-looking chair in the same room as his desk resided, but didn't sit at the desk. Rather, he sat by the window, the Maurtia Falls Library easily visible from that place, dim streetlights being most of what lit up the night.

He folded his hands over his knee, smiling more like someone who was taking the whole of the network on a very fancy date with his nice suit and actually tamed hair for once.]


Good evening, imPorts! The Ambassador Elections for Maurtia Falls is fast approaching! Some of you may or may not have heard yet, but here I would like to formally both introduce myself and announce my candidacy.

I am Dio Brando, resident of Maurtia Falls for a good half of a year now, lawyer, and vampire. That's right, a real bloodsucking lawyer, let's just get the joke out now. [No really, go ahead, get it out of your system. Dio gives a pause here just for that before taking in a breath, a smile still on his face as he continues something he's rehearsed a few times in his head.] In any case. I am seeking the office of Ambassador for Maurtia Falls for a few reasons. Related to my condition, I have come to appreciate much about the Falls and it's later schedules than other Porter cities, but let us not dance around the fact that Maurtia Falls has a reputation for nighttime shenanigans. I hope to work with Mayor Baelish to oversee the nocturnal hours and make the night safe for imPorts and natives alike.

My second focus then is on... well. Us non-human imPorts.

Have a hard time finding a bank open during your hours? Tired of the stares from onlookers when you simply look the way that you do? Stuck wishing you could feel more 'normal'? Have diet limitations that make dining out, or even dining in hard? These kinds of things are issues that I not only am subject to myself, but also have met numerous imPorts experiencing something similar. I would love the opportunity to help in integrating not only the human or near-human imPorts with the native population, but also make it more feasible for the quite clearly non-human to not only function, but to work alongside natives and our human-adjacent imPort brethren, without feeling forced to wear a disguise.

I am not going to make any promises other than the promise to work on these things with help from the imPort community, the native community, law enforcement, and our host government.

That being said, I'd love to answer your questions on my stances, or... on whatever else. I know you all tend to be very inquisitive. [At that, he leans back in his seat, simply preparing himself. This was going to be a test of his willpower and he KNOWS it.]

text.

Given that business has been picking up, it has become necessary to look into hiring an office assistant to handle a few things I don't have time for.

I am looking for someone with at least some experience with office duties such as sorting mail, handling paperwork, running work-related errands, and managing schedules. Discretion is a must as well.

This is only a part-time position, at most 10 hours a week. I can address any questions here or by private message. Applications should be submitted privately and, if necessary, I will contact you in the middle of next week for an interview.