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WILL YOU HELP SAVE THE WORLD?

Mask or Menace is a panfandom urban 'superhero' genre DWRP game, where heroes, villains, and everyone in between seek to survive and thrive in a world loosely parallel to our own.

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May. 26th, 2020 08:48 pm
fridgeflower: (let's be friends)
[personal profile] fridgeflower
Alright. I need a guinea pig. Or multiple guinea pigs. Maybe three or so, starting out?

Must have:
- Rabid fanbase that you want off your back
- Willingness to observe and record your day-to-day interactions while sticking to outlined daily prep instructions
- Willingness to provide small DNA sample

It's nothing elaborate or dangerous or super-weird, I promise! I'm just testing personalized people-repellent.
twiceiscoincidence: (004)
[personal profile] twiceiscoincidence
hey remember when weird shit was happening and I was like 'hey, I got off pretty good, all that happened is my dog sparkles'?

yeah so, about that


[The video feed clicks on, showing - well, Stiles, but not how he typically looks. He's shorter, for one. And also, you know, more typically female-shaped than usual. Which is causing some sartorial difficulties among other things, because wow that shirt feels way bigger on him now than it did yesterday. And don't get him started on pants! There is a reason the camera is intentionally angled so you can only see torso up.]

Look, boobs are great. I am all for them. But I didn't want to have the, you know, [he waves vaguely towards his general chest area] on me, personally. Also, I am seriously having a clothing crisis because nothing fits. Also, my dog barely recognizes me because I don't smell right, and I tried to explain it to him but he still, like, 65% thinks I'm a different person. At least.

Anyway this is real fucking weird and also I need pants.

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May. 5th, 2020 09:28 pm
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Marvel Comics (Ran Out of Fucks (Campfire))
[personal profile] helpdesk_hero
[Remember that dude that was rambling only a few weeks ago about doing stuff for young imPorts? Do you recognize his face enough to recognize him in the eleven year old who has stolen a hoodie from a housemate. Which has its hood pulled up. Which mostly, but doesn't completely, hide the pale yellow feathers over the top of his head. No, he will not be talking about those, thanks.]

So, when I said I wanted to help young imPorts, this wasn't what I meant.

Does, uh, anyone have a step-stool for a kitchen? Or who is willing to run out and get one for me? I need to make dinner but I am having issues reaching some of the pantry like this.

[He holds the camera a bit further away so he can be seen in relation to the counter in the kitchen. He wasn't a TALL eleven year old, okay? His growth spurt was when he was fourteen and right now he's only about four and a half feet and there are some annoyances here.]

And don't make any jokes. I may be in a kid's body, but I'm still capable of getting pay back.

Also, does anyone know what the FUCK is going on?

[Please don't lecture him for his language.]

I just want to make pasta primavera for dinner.

[And he definitely has that bit of whining that pre-teens get when they're told to do something they don't want to do.]
threeisapattern: (158)
[personal profile] threeisapattern
So it's my birthday. And I think I'm kind of 18.

I mean at home I'm 16, but when I add the time on that I've spent here, which is over a year now and that's totally bullshit but hey here we all are. I'm 18 and 16 at the same time. Does this mess anyone else up?

Anyway if anyone wants an excuse to eat a cupcake or something, go for it on my behalf.
bifroster: (020)
[personal profile] bifroster
[Jane comes onto the network with a Very Serious face on.]

Okay. So, I apparently disappeared for about a day. Sorry about that.

[She mutters, I will figure out how to control that, so help me god, and then clears her throat.]

Does anyone have experience with ancient, magical weapons with insane cosmic power? The kind that would make a person a superhero? Because I am living some sort of superhero comic book or movie even more so now.

[She turns the camera to reveal Mjölnir. Some people will recognize it easily.]

And the thing is, while I get why a lot of people would become a superhero, I have a lot of reasons not to.
threeisapattern: (130)
[personal profile] threeisapattern
[warnings for mental illness and physical attack on a child by a parent]

[The video starts, the image marred by occasional and flicking between black-and-white and heavily de-saturated, certain colors more prominent than others. The owner of the memory is stepping out of an elevator onto the top of a roof, all concrete walls and odd blocks of ceiling creating uneven ground. Everything's a little distorted, unsettlingly large, like the world's just a bit too big (or the owner of the memory was a bit too small).


I would have died / I would have loved you all my life )

[In the video that comes after, Stiles is white-faced, sitting on the floor of his bedroom - less sitting, more fallen, like he wasn't in control when he stopped standing - and a husky is whining next to him, licking his hand pathetically. He talks, but his voice is far away; it's possible he isn't aware a camera is recording.] That didn't happen. That didn't - that didn't happen.
divaricate: berks @ dw (infinity war ● 352)
[personal profile] divaricate
Here's some multiversal food for thought: If you could go back to the world you originally came from but only with the caveat of having all your memories from this world with you, or opt to stay here but give up the possibility to ever go back to your world, which one do you take?

[ This has been a question from someone way too lost in thought. And definitely thinking about the fact that she's coming up on four years of being here, with only a few slight interruptions, but returning every time with her memories of this world. ]

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Feb. 26th, 2020 01:28 pm
strikesthrough: (pic#13024534)
[personal profile] strikesthrough
[A rare Victor Vale appears, though in vocal form only. In fact, it's been so rare to catch him on the network in any form his voice is probably entirely new to a lot of imPorts, but he definitely will be recognisable to anyone who has memories of this dramatic event in a dimension far, far away.]

I'm curious.

How many of you are comfortable with the vast amount of highly detailed information the government has on each of us, even before our moment of arrival?

Those of you who are Registered, does that designation change how you feel about how much data they have on you? And if you're Unsettled, what do you think about the fact that choice makes no difference to how much they know about you?

Text - OTA

Feb. 23rd, 2020 10:29 am
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (This Is How It Goes (Lecture Face))
[personal profile] helpdesk_hero
I need some advice on the proper sort of gift for a friend that half says 'thank you for everything you do for me and all the support' and half says 'what the fuck have you done to my life'.

[Someone may have just come back from a contract review and signing with his new 'agent' and may be VERY frustrated at a certain friend.]

Also, for any ImPorts out there who are more in the public eye, how do you get people to not hassle you when you want some time to yourself? Because I think that's about to become a problem in my life. A lot more of one.

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Feb. 19th, 2020 11:02 am
john_morris: (Oh dear...)
[personal profile] john_morris
How do you reconcile missing folk from back home?

How do you stop your mind from dwelling on such loneliness?

[He pauses, looks a little embarrassed.]

I do apologize for my melancholy thoughts.

This was an error in judgement, I...

[And the feed shuts off.]

[Video]

Feb. 16th, 2020 01:25 am
irwins: (002)
[personal profile] irwins
[Camera on means Shaun is on, all easygoing smiles and comfortable confidence. This is the usual thing, except this time? No zombies. No monsters. No weapons in hand. It's sort of a very different vlog post for him.

But it can't be mayhem and bloodshed all the time. I mean, usually it can, but here he is anyway.]


So. Valentine's Day is a thing back where I'm from too, but you know... little different. Less moonlit strolls on the beach or fancy restaurants and more staying home not getting eaten by zombies together. Not-dying-and-un-dying is basically the most romantic thing anyone can do.

What's romance look like for everyone else? Let's hear it. Anyone have a particularly romantic V-Day? I know you're not supposed to kiss and tell, but anyone want to kiss and tell?

[He's curious, after all. However.]

Wait, that wasn't actually my point. My point is, the best part about Valentine's Day in any world is the day after Valentine's Day because there is so much chocolate heart bullshit on sale. Discount sugar rush for everyone! RIP to out collective blood glucose levels.

[Here he holds up a bag that is basically stuffed full with various boxes of candy, chocolate roses, something that has a teddy bear attached to it.]

Given my assigned profession as restaurant critic, I feel like it is my solemn vocational duty to remind folks of this fact.

[And here he is, performing that valuable service.]
reborningreen: (Green vengeance)
[personal profile] reborningreen
[A video opens, framing a man standing in the middle of what looks like an office, a green arrowhead on the wall behind him, and dressed all in an outfit of green, one that looks like something a modern Robin Hood might wear. His face looks tired, ragged, and yet whose face shows a grim determination.

As the video opens, he looks up at the camera and tries a smile. He takes a long breath, and then slowly speaks, his voice tired, and broken as if it has been recently stressed by, say, yelling.]

Hello. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Oliver Queen.

It is clear now, that in the last twenty-four hours, we have experienced the largest port-out of Imports to date. Friends and family, coworkers, lovers, and enemies, all have been taken away from us.

[His voice trembles as he speaks but he swallows and goes on.]

I do not know how many, save that the number is high. I do not know if this port-out is for good, or temporary or how it happened. I am going to try to look into this, and go see the government as well, and see if they have any ideas on what has happened.

[He pauses, and looks down, then back up at the camera. There is anger there in his gaze, and sorrow, both. But there is also a small smile, just barely there.]

If, like me, you lost people in this, I ask you to not lose hope, not give up. It may be a glitch in the matrix, so to speak, and until we know more, we should try to work toward finding them, and bringing them home. And in making sure that we take care of this world, and these cities, while they are gone.

[He steps forward then, and looks directly a the camera again, nodding.]

Stand together, help each other, and know you are not alone.

[And the video goes dark.]

[video]

Jan. 14th, 2020 12:03 am
actiii_scenei: (tumblr_inline_ogclzsLjD41qicaq4_540)
[personal profile] actiii_scenei
[There’s some muttering…]

Ugh this is like something Hank would give me to…

[Something starts working and instead of voice, there’s a video to go along with it. Alex looks oddly pleased with himself.]

Eat it, Hank! I got it to work!

[He frowns at the device, knowing Hank isn’t there but still blaming him.]

It is working right? It looks like it’s working....

[A little head tilt and he’s ready to give up but he doesn’t, nope. He’s too stubborn for that.]

There are people here with powers, right? People who aren’t…

[He’s not going to say the M word, he’s not keen to call himself an ImPort either, it all seems familiar and yet not.]

Not like me. Which I guess I should introduce myself, I’m Havok.

[Because pfft what are real names.]
bifroster: (036)
[personal profile] bifroster
Hey guys, has anyone heard from Rikki or Derek lately? I've tried calling and searching for them on the network, but it seems that they've ... Well, I probably answered my own question. If anyone has been by Derek's house, do you know how his dog is? I'm going to be heading there anyways.

[She feels really bad about that. She should have checked in sooner.]
ficcion: (x10)
[personal profile] ficcion
How do you know you're real?

How do you know that someone else didn't write you, paint you, dream you? How do you know you're not just a figment of someone else's imagination? A fictional thing.

And most importantly, would it matter to you? To be as such? Or to know that other is as such? Would it change the way you think of yourself or someone else? Can you truly be more than whatever someone else thought you up to be?

Are we really ever free?

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Jan. 12th, 2020 12:49 pm
mysterioisthetruth: (The perfect plan)
[personal profile] mysterioisthetruth
Look, when somebody thinks you're pranking them by talking about the classic Jacques Tourneur and Val Lewton team-up film of Cat People then we have a problem here and all of you seriously need an education in classic film-making.

Next thing you know, you'll tell me you don't know what King Kong or stop motion is!

So this week I will have a seminar in lieu of my regular motivational speaking engagements to educate all imPorts on film history and why you should watch the classics.

Be there or remain completely naive and oblivious to a world of wonderment, joy and terror!
threeisapattern: (098)
[personal profile] threeisapattern
it's a beautiful day

sun's shining

birds singing

I woke up to the corpse of my best friend from home in my bed and now the walls are bleeding

what's everyone else up to today
pocketfulof: (No mortal man)
[personal profile] pocketfulof
Is it me or does this whole "Not Really an Apocalypse" thing feel really anti-climatic to any of you? Feels like something bigger should be happening, or is going to happen.

I know I should probably be celebrating with everyone else...
threeisapattern: (112)
[personal profile] threeisapattern
what

the fuck

Last I checked it was October. Now it's November, the apocalypse nearly happened, my dog has severe separation anxiety, and I didn't even go home?? It's like I blinked and lost a month. Jesus Christ does this happen to other people?